i have been dating my boyfriend for the past two years... i live in milwaukee and he lives in la crosse, which is about four hours away. any way hes a dumb boy that is still a senior in hs and going NO WHERE with his life and last night i found pictures of him and this girl i haaate. i dont hate anyone except this girl and ive even punched her up side the head. so he went behind my back and hung out with her and took pictures of her hugging her, behind my back. now hes bum ass is too bumish to even be up at 10 am...i was out till 3am last night, you dont see me sleeping. anywho...here is a picture of the dumb B and my as of now boyfriend...
that sucks...
ReplyDeleteYou view this situation so negatively, you should look at this positively! Allow me to give you a cross analysis of these individuals viewed above.
ReplyDeleteWhore way on the left of the picture. I can confidently say that because if your chest would pop out anymore of your clothes, I would believe these fellows were at Silk. Is it that you feel bad having to upgrade to a larger size so you are constantly fooling yourself by purchasing items that do not appropriately fit? Do men constantly view you simply as an item? Are you constantly the victim of one-night stands? If you answer yes to any of these, I believe I have justified my point.
Guy with no fashion sense, first guy on the left. White shirt with a white polo? Long sleeve polo at that...what the fuck were you thinking? I don't care if the polo is gucci or ralph lauren, white on white is reserved for private school uniforms and hillbilly boxing. (get it, white on white)
Questional bimbo dead center of photo. What motion are you making with your hand and mouth? Does this explain what happened 30 minutes after this picture was taken? Were you involved in a two hooker, three tool gang-bang? I can't answer any of these and to be honest, I really wouldn't want to if I could. This female also appears to be the type to have an annoying voice. Not that high pitched type but the type in which everyone wants to punch her in the throat in hopes of dislodging that frog that causes your voice to be mistaken for a man. To top it all off, her general appearence resembles a cheap crack whore.
The missing Jonas brother with short hair plus a sleeping bag for a bottom lip. Was your singing voice not good enough to be involved with your brothers? What's the deal man? In no way, shape, or form could anyone, under any pretenses, call you attractive. Even if they were under the spell of a full bottle of Jack Daniels. I just want to know what's up man, what ended your singing future so early? Oh, I got it, you probably have a small dick.
The biggest tool of them all, guy with fake diamond earing positioned to the right of all the others. Even in your frugal attempts to bring a more secure masculinity to yourself by piercing your left ear and then place a cheap imitation of a diamond into such piercing, you still just look like a tool and a little bitch. The false sense of importance that you have brought upon yourself and your attempts to bring an aire of respect from others in your path is in fact, so pathetic that people now give you some shitty "cool" nickname, most likely derived from your last name. With this ignorent ego, you attempt to bring yourself to the top of the food chain by hanging out with easy women and make retarded jokes at the expense of others. You the type of person, in which if I would ever meet you, I would displace your face at such a destructive level, people would therein after confuse you with someone who had down syndrone.
That concludes what I have to say about the above photograph. So in a sense Ms. Macy Malin, feel happy that you have released yourself from such pathetic baggage.
@above...
ReplyDeleteAmazing.
Hahah i love what T. Schoen wrote haha.
ReplyDeleteXD can we be friends Schoen? No, no, let me be your servant instead, so I can learn your ways and return to my people a stronger being.
ReplyDeletethat was definitely a way to critique the picture. and you definitely matched the saying, "a picture is worth a thousand words".
ReplyDeletemade my day. :)
ReplyDeleteditch the zero get with a hero
ReplyDeleteeven tho im sleeping in my profile picture so i really shouldnt talk haha
ReplyDeletethis made my day.
ReplyDeleteone of the funniest post on here. I loved the ripping on one kid for looking like a jonas brother
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ReplyDeletehahahahahah i could go on all day about this but troy....you deffinately summed all of that up.. nice job. btw.. he ripped on my ex too which also made me feel better... i too have become so happy to relieve myself with such pathetic baggage
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