ok so, One day, about two years ago, I woke up in the morning and was suprised to find that i had a severe case of what I deem "the puff eye". It's when your eye gets all puffy for no freekin reason. I'm assuming it'f from getting bacteria in your eye or an allergic reaction, or possibly both. When I got it in high school my eye swell up fopr 3 days and i could not go to school because I wasn't about to walk around looking like an alien and get made fun of for the rest of my life. Recently a girl came into my work ( I work at Walgreens and a Dance studio) asking if we carried hypoallergtic makeup because she had sensitve eyes and they were swelling because of her makeup. This weekend I discovered that one of my very own friends was a victim of the puff eye. He had slept in someone else's bed and woke up with a puffy irratated eye socket.
I just want all of you who are helpless victims of the puff eye that you are not alone and there is help out there. If you do come down with the puf eye:
1. Wash it with baby shampoo (as it will disinfect the eye while not causing irritaion and tears like most soaps).
2. Do NOT rub it or
3. Do NOT rub your eye on ppl ( unless you really dont like the person and think it would be funny to see them walk around for a couple days with a swollen, red, nasty eyeball)
4. Don't leave your house, (cuz i will laugh at you if i see you)
the end.
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puff eye huh... I am allergic to misquito bites. Every summer I will go out camping, when I fall asleep I will have already have been bitten by like two hundred of the damned things, and will be scratching all night. The next morning I will wake up and my eye will be itching, and of course when I get to look in a mirror I can see the swollen mass, and a huge red mark in the middle of it. my eye swells up sometimes to the size of a plum, and then I have to wait for days before I can see again. It's funny because I remember when I was really really young that I went to colorado, and when I woke up I didn't notice anything, I walked into the kitchen, and my mom gasped and asked me what I had done the night prior, and I told her nothing. She acted like I had fought off some monster, and so I ran with that. I told her I had fought off a dog that was lurking outside the door, of course my mother being the overprotective person that she is told the people who we were staying with what happened and they proceeded to bitch out the neighbors who lived next to them because their dog often got out, and came over to the house.
ReplyDeleteCome to find out the dog had been in the house the entire night, and so my mom was so pissed off that she took a belt and whipped my ass for like what felt like five minutes. Later I told her I think I was bit by something, and she went and got me some Benadryl after that everything was fine, and we went and climbed mountains.
the end
Man and all I got is my bleeding ass story
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